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I liked Chris better when he was a real person instead of this stilted bot banter. Don't be "rama rama", Chris! I know what you Dingo Molesters are up to... The abos are trying to save the queen's convicts!

You were looking so stupid and dumb, so I thought I might try and help you get smarter... https://www.sciencealert.com/the-length-of-a-yawn-is-tied-to-the-size-of-the-brain You're welcome. Oh and here's another! And another... And another... *sigh* It's really too bad I'm the only...

Alright fellow psychonauts, strap on your bong helmets (I'm sure this is a thing, I don't even need to do a Google search to know someone has already come up with it) and let's prepare to cross over into new dimensions of reality using psychotropically augmented imagination... our proverbial...

Okay I'll go first...

Wow, this seems really familia-oh... Yeah that's what I thought... LOL, FBI copy kittens... sorry Creepy Uncle Joe, but that's not the way it works! I, as a private citizen, can start my own private intelligence agency... but you don't get to do that, because you're the fuckin government...

Quick, what am I missing! Probably some LEGO ones... not sure what else.

They have this thing now where you can't say it's a mental illness... like to the point where, if you try and quote shit out of the DSM-V... like, a direct citation... yeah, you'll get banned. Especially on Twitter. It's not just an echo chamber, it's an indoctrination chamber at this point...

I would assume, it has a very Japanese feel. I think they also had like a "good luck cat" version, which I def know is from Japan.

Look what came today! I didn't even know they delivered shit on Sunday. I bought these for the kitty, cause I only feed her like a 1/4th of a can of cat food at a time (other she just eats part of it and then the rest goes stale and she won't touch it). And, yeah, I suppose I could just...

My life is perfect compared to like... 90% of the people on the planet. I'm really not sure why people have such an estranged fixation with it though... I guess because I do stuff slightly different than most people they think it's "wrong" or "not as good" simply because it's not the default...

Who wants a hot dog!? :D ...why did I make so many? ಠ_ಠ Oh well, I can just freeze the extras.

Yeah, well, I suppose if I worked as slow and stupid as most people that would be true... but then again by age 30 I was already pretty well off. In fact, if it wasn't for picking the wrong crypto wallet service back when BitCoin first started... I'd have already made millions. Unfortunately I...

You mean you don't have the cognitive capability to "speed read". Maybe you could try and see things from my perspective, like go watch the movie Idiocracy... because that's what it's like living in your world. It's like I'm trapped in a living hell where nearly every single person on earth is...

Are you fuckin stupid? I started working at like age 12 doing babysitting and a paper route, then at 14 I had my first "real job" at this greasy little roadside cafe, then the school started recognizing my genius and at that point they basically turned half my classes into "technical...

It's mother's day! I hope you degenerate shitlords did something nice for your mom! Well, unless your mom is like a bitch or something I guess. I have an awesome mom, so I like to celebrate. Gonna barbecue later too! :D

Yes but Trump could at least manage the economy, the border and foreign countries with some degree of measurable success... Biden is a straight up anarcho-Communist hell bent on trying to damage the entire country as much as inhumanly possible.

People lose their jobs and their lives are destroyed over shit posted to Internet forums all the time, I mean this isn't the 90s. Might want to rethink yourself. One "wrong" word and the crazy left just might decide to "cancel" you.

This guy probably flies planes. Remember that scene in Idiocracy? Yeah, we're probably already there.