San Francisco has been the location of many flagrant homosexual "pride" marches and other parades, which have degraded into drunkenness, public nudity, public sex and, in recent years, stabbings (2002) and shootings (2006).[25] All this has been tolerated by the police and mayoral government, and many citizens have been left apathetic to the matter, desensitized through the frequently excessive displays. (See: Homosexual Public Indecency Tolerated in San Francisco)
Abe Lipschitz of TelAviv was in his gold monger shop when the bombing started. Knowing he had to get out of there and into a fortified shelter. But first he scrambled to put as much of his gold inventory into a suitcase. The suitcase was heavily laden with over 50 pounds of gold as Abe scurried out the back door and down the alley. He nervously scanned the sky as he tried to propel his obese body as fast as he could. Other hasidics were hysterically running helter skelter as the missels rained down about them blowing the buildings apart with a nonstop deafening roar punctuated with ear splitting cracks. Abe was horrified to see a wall of a building fall upon a rabbi crushing the poor rabbi and popping an eye right out of his head, and that flying eye flew half a block and hit Abe directly in the middle of Abe's forehead causing him to reel in a circle and fall hard, dropping the suitcase. The suitcase broke open spilling its contents all over the ground. Disorientated and with blood all over his face from the rabbi's eye, Abe spastically fumbled pathetically trying to scrape-up as much gold as he could and put it back into the suitcase. It was at that moment when a Chinese made missile came hurling down at supersonic speed and hit Abe directly on the back of the head. All that could be seen beyond the blast of the explosion was Abe's tattered yarmulke floating down like a leaf on a windy day. The End
