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You literally have no idea what im talking about

Dude, you don't have to use TOR to use TOR, you can tunnel through literally any IP on Earth. You could even just use a VPN!

And why would our FBI ever sell you out? What would be the gain from that? How would that even work? You're using your own irrational paranoia as an excuse to be afraid.

You're using manufactured fear as an excuse for indolence.
 

"The scale of the problem was far greater than anyone had anticipated.”

Was it?

*snaps time*

Welcome to October 2nd, 2024...


World War Mine is a pretty apt description I think.
 
By the by, if you're like... evil, I wouldn't try and imitate me...


Probably won't turn out like you think...


Reminds me of this...

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Idiocy is incapable of coherently copying. That's why you avoid giving it power or authority.
 

*makes popcorn*

Sorry, I'm out of weed, so I'm just gonna be brutal with all of you and not even try and weed coat reality.

Do you understand why abortion is the biggest issue for Democrats?

It's because they're all drug abusers.

All of them.

Why is that a problem?

Because when you took away their abortion...


You made the "crack baby" problem impossible to hide.

Why do you think they made so many idiot, irrational excuses to keep abortion in play? It's because of the drug use. Combine drug abuse and sex abuse and you get leper babies!

And they hate them!

Why?

Because they grow up hating what crippled them! People who grow up to hate drugs are obviously a threat to drug abusers! That's why they need control of your kids, to tell you that the drugs are nice, that pain is bad... except it's not bad!

Pain is actually the only thing ever keeping any thing alive in creation!

Without pain, there is no life.

If you use drugs to remove all the pain, you operate like the living dead!

Uh oh!

This gets worse! Those anti-psychotics...


They're just forms of alcohol, they're designed to create false perception so you can't realize the source of your problems.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

They created drugs that prevent you from realizing what's really wrong.

Not with you... with your society. With the ugliness they raped into it as they deified satiation over creation and became cancerous.

Do you know how cancer avoids detection in the body?

The same way those SSRIs work. They can mask their nature by drugging your perception away from the pain, so you don't feel the cancer literally eating into your own body.

Yeah... what she's so afraid of... is the public becoming AWARE of the reality of "magic users"... abusers.

Some of them only abuse themselves... some of them go Full Lord Voldemort.

That's what happened. We had a Lord Pedomort who tried to play god with the muggles and now we gotta recode our Matrix so it can't be compromised by cancer again.

A nice little mole, a cute birthmark... hey, great... but irrational irrationality is just suicide with extra syllables.
 
OMG, I simply must ask you a question:

Considering the fact that you are a self-proclaimed AVID consumer of the Evil Weed, would it not make sense to grow your own crop so that you always have some of it on hand?

Should I add that to the list of literal infinity, Quence?

I mean, I was sorta hoping to just write a book and then use the money from the book to...


Do that.

And then use the money from that to make Star Trek in the backyard...

And then I was planing on scaling that up to create past creation itself...


Literally... but, like... I mean, I guess if I was just some lame little idiot like you I could take a giant chunk of the time I spent thinking past thinking and instead devote that time to... whatever tha'fuck you're even babbling on about... or, and, this might seem a bit strange to you Quence... but maybe you could keep your hands to yourself and stop being rapey with other people's lives.

You do you.

I'll just keep being me. It's working out REALLY well... so, maybe don't try to "help" unless you have like a bankrupt video game studio in desperate need of an asshole with every awesome idea in existence.

Or if you're NASA... I could work with NASA...


But could NASA work with me? If not... should we really trust them to be looking for completely alien life? I mean, they can't even get along with me and I'm the most alien thing in the presumed present! bigsad

Here's an idea Quence... you know how all the crazy little blue haired liberals buy each other sugared caffeine all the time? You know the "buy me a coffee" crowd... why don't you try doing that, but with weed!

You could fund my weed, Quence!

Contribute to creation creating past creation! I bet that would impress God!

Of course... you'd have to get over wanting to rape control of others, cause... you can keep yourself from weed, but if you try to keep me from the weed... I will make your perception eat itself while you are still alive... with words.

I actually can't do that, but there's this particular percentage of... not that human... who are susceptible to suggestion. Meaning, there are people who are looking to be different, so different that if you present any opportunity to ~be~ different... they'll act out like they're living in a fuckin Matrix and they'll become whatever you tell them to become.

That's kind of a funny when you think like...

Cluck like a chicken!

I have a better one...

Think like God!

Do you think they'd ever be able to stop?

Do you know what Dunning Kruger is?

Well now you do!

I can unnerve your nerves with augmented awareness.

Just like that...

Uh, sorry, I'm trying to write the "mirror scene" bit... I need to make it like a total blistering mind fuck of realization or it's not going to read very well.

Okay, from the top, Matthew speaks in God...

*snaps reality*

Aaaaaand...

ACTION!

You can buy me weed Quence. Or you can just send my mom money. She likes to snort it. Money. One time I asked her what she thought it smelled like... she said "justice".

Send my mom some "justice", Quence!

Let her smell your money!

I'm kidding, we'll wash your money first... you can you know, that's how you can determine real money from fake money... you can wash it... at a bank.

You give them smelly used Quence currency and they exchange it for "the good stuff"... I guess nothing beats the smell of "fresh money".

My mom doesn't like sniffing the cheap stuff, she wants the crispest bills.

Why?

Uh... she likes "the first crumple". It's like she's seducing the currency. Like a hive queen caressing her loyal dollar bees, she likes counting and compartmentalizing them with the care of a cautionary Jew living in Purge Land.

My mom dreams of digging secret underground tunnels to hide treasure in.

She is convinced there are secret underground treasure caves in Germany where Jews hid their money and then they died and no one is even aware of the secret underground treasure caves... wait, is this the plot to Goonies?

German Goonies

Goonies 2: Electric Boogaloo
 
You could fund my weed, Quence!

but if you try to keep me from the weed

You can buy me weed Quence.
Whoa Whoa Whoa! Are these the words of a possibly immortal being? Are these the words of an entity that writes for God himself? Are these the words of a being that is unbounded by this temporal plane? Are these the words of an entity that can create creation with just a thought?

Is this supernatural creature really unable to imagine into existence something so banal as the Evil Weed?
 
Whoa Whoa Whoa! Are these the words of a possibly immortal being? Are these the words of an entity that writes for God himself? Are these the words of a being that is unbounded by this temporal plane? Are these the words of an entity that can create creation with just a thought?

Is this supernatural creature really unable to imagine into existence something so banal as the Evil Weed?

If this is evil...

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We can never be friends, Quence.
 
We can never be friends, Quence.
You don’t mean it. You CAN’T mean it!

Look, just because I don’t partake in the consumption of the Evil Weed does not mean we cannot be friends. We still get along just fine. Please, I beg of thee, don’t allow the Evil Weed to get between us! Friendship is too valuable to just throw away like an empty vape cartridge.

Bitey, you don’t have to choose between the Evil Weed and Quence. You can be friends with both of us.
 
You don’t mean it. You CAN’T mean it!

Look, just because I don’t partake in the consumption of the Evil Weed does not mean we cannot be friends. We still get along just fine. Please, I beg of thee, don’t allow the Evil Weed to get between us! Friendship is too valuable to just throw away like an empty vape cartridge.

Bitey, you don’t have to choose between the Evil Weed and Quence. You can be friends with both of us.
stop being predictable. :busey:
 
You don’t mean it. You CAN’T mean it!

Look, just because I don’t partake in the consumption of the Evil Weed does not mean we cannot be friends. We still get along just fine. Please, I beg of thee, don’t allow the Evil Weed to get between us! Friendship is too valuable to just throw away like an empty vape cartridge.

Bitey, you don’t have to choose between the Evil Weed and Quence. You can be friends with both of us.
even onideus doesnt want to be your friend, pathetic.
 
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