Military Jail sucks, but it depends on the location and branch.

Believe it or not the Air Force is the hardest. I went to Lackland where they do their bootcamp. And they run their confinement...like their bootcamp.
So you only got two desserts is that right?
 
Crook County hasn't changed. Good times.

Sure you remember Operation Greylord.

This faggot Judge should not have been on the case.

He kept disregarding me, wouldn't hear preliminary motions because I'm not a lawyer.

I go into his background (1) Army Lt. (Vietnam) (2) Former Cop and (3) former prosecutor. Saw him laughing while ordering someone arrested on an outstanding warrant.

So in Cook County we have a LAW called a Substitution of Judge as a Matter of Right (SoJ). Any party can request one substitution prior to trial for no reason.

I file it, and knew he would deny it because he is a faggot. I get there, he tells me I have to give him 30 days notice. Told him that's not in the statute and I had case law in my hands that shows I can file it anytime prior to a hearing. Tells me "Well, you have to give me 30 days anyway". I said, I filed it 40 days ago.

He looks at the docket and says "but you withdrew it and refiled it". I tell him "Yeah, because you weren't there that day".

"Oh, well you wanted to have a hearing for a while now" and continues sitting on the case in violation of the law.

I won the case against this person's lawyer. I showed they filed for an order of protection because I had sued them (and won) in small claims court and this was retaliatory.

After the trial I saw the faggot lawyer talk with a Deputy and go back into the courtroom. A week later I get put on leave for harassing a Judge. But they didn't tell me what it was really for even after I got shit canned. It would be years before I got his telephone records. Only his son and a book publishing company that published his books (Author Solutions) called him. He retired right after he made his complaint and the investigators interviewed him.

I wasn't fired for that directly. They made up some shit that my convictions (which they knew about when they hired me) were a "felony" thus I "lied" on my application for not checking that box. Military doesn't have felonies.

So on appeal they came up with a different reason, that I did not fully cooperate in the investigation by not telling them I had two court-martial. And that's all they need to fire me.
 
So you only got two desserts is that right?

As you know our Chow-Hall's are the best. They even take your tray for you.

But in confinement you got box nasties, water (Gatorade if you were lucky). No Soda unless you were on detail and they hooked you up.

My first meal was a Chicken Dinner (literally BCD) eating while standing at Parade Rest with one hand.
 
Sure you remember Operation Greylord.

This faggot Judge should not have been on the case.
nah. When I was living in Crooked County I was really young. But extended family lived there. It was old school corruption. No wonder Juicy Smallette thought it could get away with a lie. Nearly did too. Odd they forced the issued.
 
As you know our Chow-Hall's are the best. They even take your tray for you.

But in confinement you got box nasties, water (Gatorade if you were lucky). No Soda unless you were on detail and they hooked you up.

My first meal was a Chicken Dinner (literally BCD) eating while standing at Parade Rest with one hand.
Sorry if I don't shed a tear. I'm not saying I had it hard but LOL man. Seriously?
 
nah. When I was living in Crooked County I was really young. But extended family lived there. It was old school corruption. No wonder Juicy Smallette thought it could get away with a lie. Nearly did too. Odd they forced the issued.

I actually knew Kim Foxx and had meetings with her and her Boss Periwinkle.

Periwinkle had her put in to replace Anita Alvarez. I'm glad Periwinkle didn't win Mayor, but Lightfoot is just as worse with the SJW shit.
 
Sorry if I don't shed a tear. I'm not saying I had it hard but LOL man. Seriously?

They were Navy and Army guys that would stay with us. We even had a prosecutor who tried to kill his wife that was fucking his enlisted paralegal. We knew how each branch did things, and I did spend time in a Naval Brig.

In any event, the Army leaves their prisoners alone. The Navy too, unless they are fucking them (see US v. McGriff, Navy Guard with HIV and Gonorrhea fucking a prisoner).

Marines and Air Force are hard.

We also have this thing, correctional custody. Army used to have it, but it wasn't hardcore like the USAF did it.

Now some USAF temporary jails (under 6 months) were nice, big screen TVs, couch and playstation I heard. I wasn't so lucky. I got the one ran like a bootcamp because it was next to our real bootcamp.

Sleep 7 hours. Locker, inspection order just like in boot. And I got to do that for 7 months.
 
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Sleep 7 hours. Locker, inspection order just like in boot. And I got to do that for 7 months.
Again dude, I'm not trying to be a dick but, that was regular Army life. The Army constantly guilted you constantly doing shit like , "never even get to work at McDonnalds" even when you weren't doing anything wrong. Plus, the Army was swift, they really didn't care about due process, it was all rubber stamp shit, so if you got pinched even if it was totally a false charge, you were done.
 
Again dude, I'm not trying to be a dick but, that was regular Army life. The Army constantly guilted you constantly doing shit like , "never even get to work at McDonnalds" even when you weren't doing anything wrong. Plus, the Army was swift, they really didn't care about due process, it was all rubber stamp shit, so if you got pinched even if it was totally a false charge, you were done.

I think that depended on your job though. I have 3 friends that were in the Army, one did comm, another tanker (then MP), and the other a paratrooper. Different life.

I worked extensively with the Army. Two small TDYs to Fort Knox, and we were with the 75th and 101st in Kandahar. And yes, it really sucked to be them.

They were so butthurt, they would try to tell us how to police our own men. We had a PJ that stayed with them. Now a PJ is harder than a SEAL, they have a pass rate about 85% and that's just their initial qual.

One night he came by our camp fire "had it with these Rangers, they told one of your e-6s (a fucking maintenance guy) to tell me to shave my beard, I need it to blend in". They also got butthurt that we locked up the meat thinking we were afraid they would steal it.

So yeah, I know it can suck, but that depends on your (1) MOS and (2) your duty station.
 
Different focus. Each has their specialty.

I'm not getting in a pissing match. The thing is for an Army Ranger Captain to tell an e6 wrench turner (crew chief) to tell a Tier 1 operator to shave his beard is the biggest display of hooah I've seen.
 
Chair force

Can't tell you how many marines and army came to me with "man how do I get in the air force". More women. Great facilities. And (generally) nice jobs.

Aviation is generally relaxed. Marine and army aviators are also chill like us.
 
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I'm not getting in a pissing match. The thing is for an Army Ranger Captain to tell an e6 wrench turner (crew chief) to tell a Tier 1 operator to shave his beard is the biggest display of hooah I've seen.
it's about disipline. Rangers are pre SF, Tier one operators. Trust me I know. I tried to be one. Everything is on point in the Rangers. In SF you get relaxed because you do black ops.
 
Can't tell you how many marines and army came to me with "man how do I get in the air force". Moat women. Great facilities. And (generally) nice jobs.

Aviation is generally relaxed. Marine and army aviators are also chill like us.
that's because army aviators are all O. Marine are also O's now not sure. Different schooling.
 
it's about disipline. Rangers are pre SF, Tier one operators. Trust me I know. I tried to be one. Everything is on point in the Rangers. In SF you get relaxed because you do black ops.

Yeah, but even in the movie Blackhawk down they give shit to Delta wearing sunglasses.

Rangers dont give a fuck what tier or branch you are in.
 
that's because army aviators are all O. Marine are also O's now not sure. Different schooling.

Nah the maintenance is enlisted. And it's also chill.

Even within the Air Force there are different areas of discipline.

The lowest are the Space Guys. It's literally 50/50 enlisted and officer. Not uncommon to see e3s report directly to a Major or Colonel.
 
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