Call Me Tim
Dramacrat
This thread:
Brag About Getting Drunk/High
- Thread starter Yarblesthefilth
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Which is kinda weird, being that all the bands members are old enough to be his dad.
Anyways Ben, I approve of your weed habit because it may help with your autism. Now get a fucking job.
Call Me Tim
Dramacrat
@dropdatwat Step up to the big leagues pussy, shoot smack.
Don´t listen to the narc Ben. If you decide to indulge in the warm glow of a proper heroin high, banging foil is best suited for you.
Branman65
I SHOWED MY GRANDPA SHOTA
All the stoner fags here are gonna die of lung cancer at 65, if they don’t an hero before then. Anyway, once at a family reunion I shot up some Benadryl and apparently started rambling about demons and stuff, I had really bad psychosis during my high, it was awful. Now on I’m gonna stick to mead
DropDaTwat still has more ED cred then u buddy, hes been here for too long since 2017 or some shit. Your Jabba the Jew, not even half jewish like drop but still trying to jew us.
You don't have to lie to kick it
100%AGREE
vodka is an evil thing, arabs believed it to be manifestation of evil spirit - al-kuhul
holiday drinking is even worse, we had too much vodka yesterday, met with some random old guy outside the liquor store, we said to him "Lord has resurrected, truly resurrected. Hallelujah", he started crying and talking about religion and life so i hugged him and told him everything is going to be allright. he also had a dog following him idk if it was his dog, he claimed it wasn't but he knew his name and age so he was prolly trying to make a joke or some shit, anyway the dog started licking him on face and old guy was licking the dog back basically kissing him lmao. we left him there to his sadness and his dog, later met up with some friends and one of them told me this old guy used to be big around his village, had his own inn, millions of złotys (1 pln is worth about one kg of potatos or onion so he was pretty rich for our standards) and now he's broke and one of his old friends hired him out of pity. we had some more wódka and then police came so we had to split and run away as drinking in public is illegal in our little based utopia. i don't remember much what happended later but i woke up in me bed covered in little scars and bruises so i probably was running through some busches or nearby forest
anyway, thats the life in slavistan for you
moral of the story is @dropdatwat, rabbi binyamin kohen my friend, if you really want to get party going in new jerusalem you've found in tampa, florida you should start drinking vodka (and preferably convert to catholicism you filthy Messiah-killer) but if you don't want to convert my great-grandfather used to tell stories about guy in our town making kosher wódka and that vodka being best vodka he ever had, so you could get some vodka distilled specially for your people
holiday drinking is even worse, we had too much vodka yesterday, met with some random old guy outside the liquor store, we said to him "Lord has resurrected, truly resurrected. Hallelujah", he started crying and talking about religion and life so i hugged him and told him everything is going to be allright. he also had a dog following him idk if it was his dog, he claimed it wasn't but he knew his name and age so he was prolly trying to make a joke or some shit, anyway the dog started licking him on face and old guy was licking the dog back basically kissing him lmao. we left him there to his sadness and his dog, later met up with some friends and one of them told me this old guy used to be big around his village, had his own inn, millions of złotys (1 pln is worth about one kg of potatos or onion so he was pretty rich for our standards) and now he's broke and one of his old friends hired him out of pity. we had some more wódka and then police came so we had to split and run away as drinking in public is illegal in our little based utopia. i don't remember much what happended later but i woke up in me bed covered in little scars and bruises so i probably was running through some busches or nearby forest
anyway, thats the life in slavistan for you
moral of the story is @dropdatwat, rabbi binyamin kohen my friend, if you really want to get party going in new jerusalem you've found in tampa, florida you should start drinking vodka (and preferably convert to catholicism you filthy Messiah-killer) but if you don't want to convert my great-grandfather used to tell stories about guy in our town making kosher wódka and that vodka being best vodka he ever had, so you could get some vodka distilled specially for your people
Branman65
I SHOWED MY GRANDPA SHOTA
Oh, and sell all your weed and use the profits to buy opium. Which you will smoke
Or....sell the evil weed and invest the money in an index fund
Branman65
I SHOWED MY GRANDPA SHOTA
I’m saying that weed is a fucking pussy-ass drug and that you should smoke a better plant drug, such as opium. If you still are gonna bee a druggie
If they're gonna ratchet up their choice of drugs, why not immediately jump to fentanyl to reach the obvious outcome of their drug abuse? No need to wait 10 or more years
Registered
Ediot
dude you look like you have done your fair share of drugs
Branman65
I SHOWED MY GRANDPA SHOTA
Etorphine is better (look it up)
According to the most advanced online repository of medical knowledge - Wikipedia - Etorphine has a potency 1,000–3,000 times that of morphine. However, a type of fentanyl called Carfentanil is up to 10,000 times stronger than morphine.
Branman65
I SHOWED MY GRANDPA SHOTA
My post is a joke, etorphine is used to sedate elephants. If you shot up etorphine, you would definitely perish in minutes
Some people have strong constitutions
Branman65
I SHOWED MY GRANDPA SHOTA
Sauce?