I should elaborate: meeting him was the first time I'd ever been a voice of reason for someone else, instead of the other way around.

ME. Being the reasonable one.

That's how batshit he can get.

I tried (and failed) to stop him from buying a hooker ten years his senior. She took the money and ran, claiming her car broke down, and he had a small scale meltdown. He met her on WhatsApp and was paying for nudes.

The last time I talked to him was Turkey Day (day or two after) and he told me his grandma kicked him out and he was staying at a friend's house.

(Note: He looks like Neil Perry from Dead Poets Society, the only difference being Neil went through with it instead of texting "I'm finna kms" everytime he stubbed his toe.)
He goes through girlfriends like Starbucks goes through pumpkin spice in October. He also dated a twink named Kurtis for a brief period.*

*Kurtis, strangely enough, resembled a GIRL that he used to have the hots for.

I could write a book on this shit...
 
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