I should elaborate: meeting him was the first time I'd ever been a voice of reason for someone else, instead of the other way around.

ME. Being the reasonable one.

That's how batshit he can get.

I tried (and failed) to stop him from buying a hooker ten years his senior. She took the money and ran, claiming her car broke down, and he had a small scale meltdown. He met her on WhatsApp and was paying for nudes.

The last time I talked to him was Turkey Day (day or two after) and he told me his grandma kicked him out and he was staying at a friend's house.

(Note: He looks like Neil Perry from Dead Poets Society, the only difference being Neil went through with it instead of texting "I'm finna kms" everytime he stubbed his toe.)
He goes through girlfriends like Starbucks goes through pumpkin spice in October. He also dated a twink named Kurtis for a brief period.*

*Kurtis, strangely enough, resembled a GIRL that he used to have the hots for.

I could write a book on this shit...
 
Bullshit, my best friend's only 4 months older than me and he's trying to join the army. He could physically do it (source: dozens of unsolicited "check out my gains" texts) but my main concern is if he can handle it mentally.
i'm talking about quence. he's sixty+ his time hath passed, lad.

Eh Army is more of mind fuck than anything.
He'll meet a lot of really stupid people and worse a lot of smart people forced to do stupid stuff.

His MOS is key. Have him think past the Army. If he wants to be a lifer, ok. There's still life after the Army. Tell him good luck for me.
 
At his age, he has no ability to build muscle mass. So the best he can do is not be fat.
That is not true and it’s not fair to Zzander. Shame on you for suggesting such nonsense. Zzander can definitely build muscle because he’s still a teen and not an ancient little toadstool like YOU. He has WAY more testosterone than you’ll ever have the rest of your miserable life.
 
their LMG is a very interesting design, damped recoil so it can be fired in full auto with no shaking around or "climb"
but only military and police are allowed to have a thing like that---there are YT videos of it and they are fuzzed out because there is something "offensive" about a video of someone firing a full-auto gun, OMG children will see this "gun porn".............need to log in to see it
As Ian says, it's a auto fire rifle with a box mag. It's not built for sustained suppressive fire. The gas tube is always the first to go. And when that goes, if the rifle is not on actual fire, you've got a bolt action 556. Not fun if things are getting sporty.

If you think about LMGs and what they are for, is not for killing, primarily. it's suppressive fire. LMGs are primarily for pinning down enemey units so your guys can advance and get a better killing angle. The movies of guys just ripping into houses etc., yeah that happens, but if you watch any Funker vids you see how LMGs really get used.

KA makes good stuff. I just cant justify the extra 2K it costs to buy anything with the KA brand. I need now, I need reliable and I need practically indestructible. So should you. is it a Gucci gun, yes and no. Price, yeah, but to get a PSA to get to the level of DD endurance and reliability you're gonna upgrade in pretty much that same range. So by once, cry once, I say.
 
I don’t believe it. You are not a sharpshooter.
Honestly, that's your opinion. Not sure it's really based on anything but your butthurt, but ok.

Before the neighbor's dog bit my dominant hand in attempts to attack my dogs while I was out walking them, I was .6-ish seconds out of a IWB holster on target at 8-15 yards (I can acquire new targets exceptionally fast. and when shooting with some of the best shooters in my state, they picked up some tips from me even though they were shooting completion for decades. It was about self imposed limitations. I won't get into detail with you because you wouldn't understand, your entire life is a self imposed limitation. And I won't tell you them because you're a trannie FED and will enable jews and terrorists) , and performed the Mozambique drill with four targets in little over 5 seconds. Since then, I've "slowed" down to .8 seconds to first shot. But I am regaining speed. Hip fire is less than .3 seconds.

And my favorite pistol to do this with is my Kimber 1911. Lots of fucking reloads with an 8 round mag. Total pain in the ass.

So basically, go fuck yourself.
 
I was .6-ish seconds out of a IWB holster on target at 8-15
I would be quicker than that.

and performed the Mozambique drill with four targets in little over 5 seconds.
You like the darkies and you’re an early squirter. Tell us something else that doesn’t surprise us.

And my favorite pistol to do this with is my Kimber 1911. Lots of flecking reloads with an 8 round mag. Total pain in the ass.
You fool! It’s not supposed to go in your arse!!
 
Oh Timmy, your mind again wanders to bum thoughts…

But usually gay men are interested in that stuff and we know you’re not…oh wait…oh dear god…
I would be quicker than that.


You like the darkies and you’re an early squirter. Tell us something else that doesn’t surprise us.


You fool! It’s not supposed to go in your arse!!
 
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