minty
runs bartertown
1. as long as i want them to
2. i harvest eggs the day before they hatch and bite them in front of the hens to show them who the boss is
mint farm 2.0
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2. i harvest eggs the day before they hatch and bite them in front of the hens to show them who the boss is
Lovecraft
Dramacrat
I had a brainfart and somehow internally translated that as "harvest them the day before they are laid"
Which is Doom 2016 takedown levels of brutal.
Quence
Karl Marx left his wife and children in poverty
Whoah, Woah, Woah, slow your roll there Zeus. Giving yourself God-tier power is a bit presumptuous.
Wellp, I guess you're not running a cruelty-free farm, eh Nurse Ratched?
minty
runs bartertown
it is by will alone i set my mind in motion. it is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. it is by will alone i set my mind in motion
Lovecraft
Dramacrat
Get a smol pig to do that instead and you may get a very basic ham omelette out of it.
Worst case it'll be a good story to tell at the pub.
benosisdead
retard
We don't need these satanic rituals here, minty. 
Call Me Tim
Dramacrat
Think of the end game bro. Quence gone. Sacrifices must be made.We don't need these satanic rituals here, minty.
minty
runs bartertown
big of you to talk after you made the woolly mammoth extinctWe don't need these satanic rituals here, minty.
Lovecraft
Dramacrat
Work is progressing on bringing them back
minty
runs bartertown
ppl don't be learnin' shit from jurassic park
Lovecraft
Dramacrat
Necromance if you want to
You can bring your friends back to life
But your friends ain't dead
And if they ain't dead
Then they are no friends of mine
Call Me Tim
Dramacrat
This is a no Men without Hats zone. Please see yourself out or you will be escorted out.
benosisdead
retard
I condone your actions as you're mentally ill.
@Call Me Tim,
@Call Me Tim,
Call Me Tim
Dramacrat
Call Me Tim
Dramacrat
LOL a weak communist and a tard join forces.
This should be good.
This should be good.
SuperChungus
That'll hold 'em awight
easter was like 3 months ago... lol
Lovecraft
Dramacrat
Almost done with my rhubarb rig.
It is going to be amazing, the fucking things are actively encouraging you to bring out your inner sadist.
Heat the blighters, keep them in the dark and they just keep growing desperately to reach the sun which isn't there, only some artifical LED lighting eventually. All in an enclosed indoor planter in my laundry room with drip watering.
Perfect for winter cultivation, ready to be planted in a nice little plot I've prepared by genociding all weeds with vinegar solution and covering with a heavy tarp.
It is going to be amazing, the fucking things are actively encouraging you to bring out your inner sadist.
Heat the blighters, keep them in the dark and they just keep growing desperately to reach the sun which isn't there, only some artifical LED lighting eventually. All in an enclosed indoor planter in my laundry room with drip watering.
Perfect for winter cultivation, ready to be planted in a nice little plot I've prepared by genociding all weeds with vinegar solution and covering with a heavy tarp.
minty
runs bartertown
tbh i google imaged "rabbit riding a rooster" trying to find some western cowboy art or something else that would fit the dune sandworm theme i was going with n there were only kitschy grandma ceramics and bun on chicken sexual violence so i went with the second
mercury's hatches
one blonky child
one honey child
Quence
Karl Marx left his wife and children in poverty
Please keep darkie away from blondie. Miscegenation never turns out well.
