Things that piss you off

[dropdatwat]

upscale pizza joints with no custom option and all their choices are weird yuppie shit because pepperoni by itself is apparently beneath them

 

[Dildo Baggins]

upscale pizza joints with no custom option and all their choices are weird yuppie shit because pepperoni by itself is apparently beneath them

Its not just that its beneath them. Its cause they know if you had just a plain cheese or with just pep on it people would realize their pizza sucks

 

[globekun]

Not a youtube channel, but FUCK the sesac. Have to keep switching vpn locations while listening to my (600+ song) playlist because half of the songs aren't available in the United Kingdom (my VPN location, which so far has worked like a dream for banned music) and half of the songs aren't available in the US.

 

[Quence]

Food packaging that’s designed to make it impossible for you to scrape out the last remains of food. It’s very wasteful and they do this because it increases their sales volumes without increasing production costs.

 

[hey zeus]

Food packaging that’s designed to make it impossible for you to scrape out the last remains of food. It’s very wasteful and they do this because it increases their sales volumes without increasing production costs.

Evolution will eventually provide you with a tongue to reach all of those corners.

 

[Lovecraft]

Evolution will eventually provide you with a tongue to reach all of those corners.

Evolution could if it was a beneficial trait give his descendants that trait if any of his progeny carried it and thus lead to them having a reproductive advantage.
Considering that he is whining about not being able to lick the last two percent of yoghurt he spent his foodstamps on out of the bottom of the container makes it sound rather unlikely that he'll breed.

 

[hey zeus]

Evolution could if it was a beneficial trait give his descendants that trait if any of his progeny carried it and thus lead to them having a reproductive advantage.
Considering that he is whining about not being able to lick the last two percent of yoghurt he spent his foodstamps on out of the bottom of the container makes it sound rather unlikely that he'll breed.

thank you for taking my joke and putting facts in there

 

[Lovecraft]

thank you for taking my joke and putting facts in there

The funniest bit was how it sounded exactly like Lamarckism, and that is indeed a fucking joke.

 

[airduster]

2 lightswitches that go to the same light in my house. Really messes with my ocd.

I'm gonna fuck ur little brain up by telling u its more than likely that all the lights are connected in one loop

 

[airduster]

upscale pizza joints with no custom option and all their choices are weird yuppie shit because pepperoni by itself is apparently beneath them

thats called an italian resturant

 

[Quence]

Evolution will eventually provide you with a tongue to reach all of those corners.

But I don’t want an extraordinarily long tongue!

Considering that he is whining about not being able to lick the last two percent of yoghurt he spent his foodstamps on out of the bottom of the container makes it sound rather unlikely that he'll breed.

….says the Soywegian who considers any interruption in his daily supply of cod liver oil to be a crime against humanity.

The true Vikings would be appalled by this limp-wristed and fey excuse for a Norseman.