Spice cookies!
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then bring up to a temperature of 149°F (65°C) and enjoy
Nigga, I just KNOW that you're not talking about pulled pork or pork ribs. True fall-off-the-bone goodness requires wet brining for 24 hours beforehand, then slow-cooked at 200 degrees Fahrenheit for 12 hours. That's the temp when the fat melts and saturates the meat, as well as melting the connective tissue, which in turn creates moist pork goodness that's tender and slides off the bone clean. Top it off with some mumbo sauce and Old Bay; that's how you do it right.

Protip: If you need a knife to get the meat off the bone, then you done fucked up. The bone should slide out, with no meat on it.

The soul food shacks and rib shacks in Washington, DC do that shit right. Get that with some Mac and cheese, cornbread, and seasoned collard greens. Wash it all down with an ice-cold 40 ounce. Bonus points if you've got Trouble Funk on full blast.
 
never would i put serious effort into making a meal. but i still want to eat healthy and for cheap. recently i figured out how to make a quick and simple vegetarian soup:

put frozen vegetables (yes, very lazy!) and canned pinto bean into a small pot, add water. while waiting for the water to boil, i scramble 2-3 eggs. once the water is boiling, it add the eggs, some hot sauce and 2 slices of cheese. then i stir until the cheese is melted and mixed in.

no idea why but i am full longer than i would be if i prepared a 4 egg omelette. plus it is way too tempting to add lots more cheese and mayo to the omelette. someday i am going to pull out my small rice maker and try adding brown rice.

i know the above is gay but for me it feels like i became a master chef. plus i only cook for myself.
 
Chocolate waffles :)

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Serving suggestions:

"I'M A TRUE CORN SYRUP AMERICAN PATRIOT YA' HEAR? AND THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' QUITE LIKE THE TASTE OF MUG ROOT BEER!" I did caramel sauce as an experiment to see if its a good substitute for maple syrup (I was out of maple syrup at the time). Results: outstanding success. :)

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The normal arrangement of maple syrup and powdered cinnamon sugar.

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Chocolate waffles :)

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Serving suggestions:

"I'M A TRUE CORN SYRUP AMERICAN PATRIOT YA' HEAR? AND THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' QUITE LIKE THE TASTE OF MUG ROOT BEER!" I did caramel sauce as an experiment to see if its a good substitute for maple syrup (I was out of maple syrup at the time). Results: outstanding success. :)

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The normal arrangement of maple syrup and powdered cinnamon sugar.

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beautiful waffles and you ruined them with syrup
 
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