/ck/ Cooking Thread

[minty]

a few days back i made a simple pizza dough, no sugar. flour, yeast, n water n a little salt
handmixed sauce too. tomato sauce, paste, a little garlic n onion powder, and oregano. should've gone fancy n went n picked up mozzarella balls but after driving all day i often find the last thing i want to do is drive another hr n a half
here is before the oven

today's dinner was a wagyu steak, some peas, n some homemade mac n cheese

 

[Jerry]

a few days back i made a simple pizza dough, no sugar. flour, yeast, n water n a little salt
handmixed sauce too. tomato sauce, paste, a little garlic n onion powder, and oregano. should've gone fancy n went n picked up mozzarella balls but after driving all day i often find the last thing i want to do is drive another hr n a half
here is before the oven
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today's dinner was a wagyu steak, some peas, n some homemade mac n cheese
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Nice but why does that pepperoni look rotten it looks somewhat greenish

 

[minty]

Nice but why does that pepperoni look rotten it looks somewhat greenish

post smth you've cooked, fag

 

[Jerry]

post smth you've cooked, fag

I havent made a homemade pizza before in years but I'm a hypocrite

 

[minty]

I havent made a homemade pizza before in years but I'm a hypocrite

cool, then gtfo the cooking thread

 

[Jerry]

cool, then gtfo the cooking thread

goodbye cooking thread my final message is minty's pepperoni looks rotten

 

[Quence]

a few days back i made a simple pizza dough, no sugar. flour, yeast, n water n a little salt
handmixed sauce too. tomato sauce, paste, a little garlic n onion powder, and oregano. should've gone fancy n went n picked up mozzarella balls but after driving all day i often find the last thing i want to do is drive another hr n a half
here is before the oven
View attachment 14534
today's dinner was a wagyu steak, some peas, n some homemade mac n cheese
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Even though I generally don’t like pizza, your concoction sounds pretty good.

Bonus points for not adding any sugar

 

[minty]

not adding any sugar

ofc
there's still some of the pizza sauce left over too
gonna make some more tomorrow

 

[lurk]

im making homemade vanilla ice cream... by hand cause im trying to poorfag a bit. just heavy whipping cream, egg yolks, sugar (cause 'merica!) and a touch of vanilla extract (and not that imitation bullshit).

 

[lurk]

im making homemade vanilla ice cream... by hand cause im trying to poorfag a bit. just heavy whipping cream, egg yolks, sugar (cause 'merica!) and a touch of vanilla extract (and not that imitation bullshit).

i got impatient and ended up with homemade milkshake instead. goes good with a little rum extract.

 

[Jerry]

i got impatient and ended up with homemade milkshake instead. goes good with a little rum extract.
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This looks like melted ice cream

 

[lurk]

This looks like melted ice cream

basically, it is. i didnt give it time to freeze.

 

[Quence]

i got impatient and ended up with homemade milkshake instead. goes good with a little rum extract.
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Oh Jurk, can you do ANYTHING correctly?

First it was your marriage that you couldn’t keep together. Then it was you bizarrely pimping your kids online. And now you’ve completely fuxxored the ice cream!

 

[chuj]

polacks be like "this is misery":

 

[Quence]

polacks be like "this is misery":

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What on Trump's hairy asshole is THAT mess??!!

 

[chuj]

i need to cook something fancy for two, anyone have anny recommendations? summoning @Barrabas

 

[Maysam]

i need to cook something fancy for two, anyone have anny recommendations? summoning @Barrabas

my wife usually does the fancy cooking, this translates to something that takes time and effort like homemade gnocchi. My own go to is authentic bolognese, usually with Tagliatelle. Needs time, is pretty good, somehow it tends to burn if i don't use the cast iron with enamel pot.

 

[Quence]

i need to cook something fancy for two, anyone have anny recommendations? summoning @Barrabas

Curried shrimp on a bed of basmati rice.

BTW, what’s his name?

 

[Barrabas]

i need to cook something fancy for two, anyone have anny recommendations? summoning @Barrabas

You can always go with some sort of pasta. If you use/puree San Marzano tomatoes,

And some non-spaghetti pasta, you can blow most people's minds. People have no idea how the best tasting pasta sauces get that way. This is the eziest route, and any leftovers are no problem.

Edit: oh, and to complete the illusion of fancy, make sure to get some fresh basil, cut it into tiny strips, and sprinkle over the top at the end. So far as seasoning goes, the biggest issue I have had with the SanMarz tomats is that I accidentally drown out the natural flavor by putting too much oregano/basil/etc in there, so be wary of that. Also, use whatever meat you'd like, but ground beef, or Italian sausage crumbles would be my choice.

 

[Barrabas]

im making homemade vanilla ice cream... by hand cause im trying to poorfag a bit. just heavy whipping cream, egg yolks, sugar (cause 'merica!) and a touch of vanilla extract (and not that imitation bullshit).

UHM AKSHUALLY, IF YOU ARE USING EGG YOLK IT IS FRENCH VANILLA.